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skypestripper:

im glad i dont have a thigh gap i almost dropped my phone into the toilet but i caught it with thunder and lightning

(via calif0rnia-girl)

jackofficers:

liquor before beer youre in the clear

beer before liquor youll be okay dont be a little bitch

(Source: screenspender, via melissayounglove)